Anyway. Usually I can figure out the general gist of lunacy / idiocy / automated generation / foreignness of a website. None of this prepares me to figure out what in all HELLS is going on >here<.
*maybe* it's a non-English speaker's page? Or some kind of AI gone totally wrong? Almost all of these sentences are composed of English words, and constructed in something like grammar, but...I've seen stereo instructions more linear and comprehensible.
I searched for 'holmik', "poskulivala" and 'zadrala'. The results shed no light. I haven't even figured out for sure what language these words come from.
This is actually less sensible than the joke about the blonde, brunette and red head. Through what process of human agency has this page come to exist?
p.s. Ey mr. nihil...sorry I haven't called. adapting to the post-Prozac self has been a...weird experience. I'd like to hang out & play magic & discuss Potter at some time, but, I've been in a weird-ass headspace for awhile, and you'll probably need to call me to make it happen.
p.p.s. I am so totally wasted right now, but at least I had fun hangin out and drinking with Bender downstairs instead of sitting here drinking alone, so that's positive.
p.p.p.s. do not ever, EVER ask what train of search led me to this page.
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